funnyness

YOU KNOW YOUR FROM CALIFORNIA WHEN... [you dont know how to spell "you're" lol]


You know what In N Out is and feel bad for all the other states because they don't have any. REALLY?? =(

You don't stop at a STOP sign, you do a California Roll. [heart sushi]

You eat pineapple on pizza.

You think that Venice is a beach.

Your cell phone has left a permanant impression on the side of your head.

You call 911 and they put you on hold. (its happened before!)

You know that if you drive two miles in any direction you will find a McDonald's or a Starbucks. (FC is 4 miles and we have 3 starbucks! -safeway, next to costco, and hillsdale mall)

The Terminator is your governor..ator hahaha yea. =/

You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH"


You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from California...hehe